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I think my face is changing…
I look like a real asshole now

I think my face is changing…
I look like a real asshole now

So, the sand really is red out here

So, the sand really is red out here

lol, candlelit dinner. #orange

lol, candlelit dinner. #orange

Sleep is the most underrated resource of all time

Sleep is the most underrated resource of all time

Didn’t expect to be eating this well at sea to be honest.

Didn’t expect to be eating this well at sea to be honest.

Pretty sure these guys just live with us at this point. Can’t see how it’d be comfy roosting up there in the wind though.

Pretty sure these guys just live with us at this point. Can’t see how it’d be comfy roosting up there in the wind though.

Start of another night at work. If only it could just be dusk the while time. #brrrr #comeonspring

Start of another night at work. If only it could just be dusk the while time. #brrrr #comeonspring

mr-cappadocia:

Honorary Tumblr Feminist Andrea Mears has been charged with beating the living shit out of a teenage boy because he went to the beach to fly his Camera Drone. First she tried to have him arrested using false accusations (She told the Police He Assaulted HER). Fortunately he had everything recorded. When that didn’t work she straight up assaulted him.

"That’s what you get you little pervert" she said as she repeated struck him, knocking him to the ground.

Later it was revealed..

Haughwout released video from the drone taken just prior to the attack. It shows aerial footage of Hammonasset beach and the surrounding woods — public areas. No one person appears to be targeted for surveillance.

He wasn’t there taking pictures of anyone… he was using what amounted to a toy to record the scenic coastline. You can watch his “creep shots” here.

However, this Honorary Tumblr Feminist clearly believed he was taking creep shots and proceeded to assault him and felt justified in doing so.

You can help fund his crowd source campaign to sue the ever living shit out of her by clicking here.

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

clementmoraschi:

Thought you’d like this tumblr, it’s got beards in it.

Fookin’ Christ, Clem.Breakin’ hearts and shit from the middle of the ocean and stuff.Enjoying your time on the water?

No hearts are breaking for me out here. Only prawns. And crabs, those things don’t want to let me go.Nope, not enjoying it very much at all except for the sky, which is notably, not the sea. But it makes me appreciate things on land a lot more so I suppose my net enjoyment of things has increased.

theyrefuckingtrilbys:

clementmoraschi:

Thought you’d like this tumblr, it’s got beards in it.

Fookin’ Christ, Clem.

Breakin’ hearts and shit from the middle of the ocean and stuff.

Enjoying your time on the water?

No hearts are breaking for me out here. Only prawns. And crabs, those things don’t want to let me go.

Nope, not enjoying it very much at all except for the sky, which is notably, not the sea. But it makes me appreciate things on land a lot more so I suppose my net enjoyment of things has increased.

Thought you’d like this tumblr, it’s got beards in it.

Thought you’d like this tumblr, it’s got beards in it.

This makes me nervous.. #damntumblr #youscary

This makes me nervous.. #damntumblr #youscary

Was time to to sleep.. but then this soundtrack came on. Now I need to stay up to enjoy this. #Transistor

Was time to to sleep.. but then this soundtrack came on. Now I need to stay up to enjoy this. #Transistor