Now considering making a sideblog dedicated solely to posting stuff while drunk.
Scrolling through my Anonymous tag. I seem to be in the habit of using anon questions as soapboxes for my internal dialogue… the dialogue written around 2am or later looks like I was drunk at the time of writing
- As youngsters, each Jim had a dog named “Toy.”
- Each Jim had been married two times — the first wives were both called “Linda” and the second wives were both called “Betty.”
- One Jim had named his son “James Allan” and the other Jim had named his son “James Alan.”
- Each twin had driven his light-blue Chevrolet to Pas Grille beach in Florida for family vacations.
- Both Jims smoked Salem cigarettes and drank Miller Lite beer.
- Both Jims had at one time held part-time posts as sheriffs.
- Both were fingernail biters and suffered from migraine headaches.
- Each Jim enjoyed leaving love notes to his wife throughout the house.
My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses them all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.
Anonymous asked: I'm quite amused at your reblogging of chocolate chip cookie brownie... things, and tagging them nsfw, but not the lewd pictures that followed them. Truly a sight to behold.
I dream of a world where sex and nudity is safe in the workplace