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pureorangeness:

TUMBLR

WATCH THIS

AND SHUT UP FOR 10 YEARS

PLEASE.

also check the images here

(Source: samandriel)

fucking hell

I get a surface tablet and a day of free time and this website sucks me right back in

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

myflawedfairytale:

anonlytwin:

"I know there are a lot of great people in pretty much any movement, so this is an incomplete list. These are just some people who I know are

  1. rational
  2. calm and polite
  3. open-minded and fair”

Because apparently you’re only a ~good~ feminist if you fit these qualities.  Fuck that.  You are sick.

Look, I’ve been quoted! One step closer to becoming the SJWs’ antichrist :)

In all seriousness though, if you can’t argue your stance on political issues (like gender) rationally and calmly, you are of little to no use to your movement and might actually contribute to its bad reputation.

Politeness is an extra I included because too many people on this website shit all over each other simply for disagreeing with someone and that makes actual constructive conversation impossible. I quite like people you can actually talk to.

Same goes for open-mindedness and fairness. Horrible, right?

omg kiki you are literally hitler

stunningpicture:

Artist Turns Her Two Year Old’s Sketches Into Painting

stunningpicture:

Artist Turns Her Two Year Old’s Sketches Into Painting

Anonymous said: How do you flirt with a guy? :/ Like if you are nervous and haven't done it before.

I haven’t a clue anon, never done it before. But flirting works best when feeling flirtatious and nervous is not flirtatious.

As far as I can tell, when done properly, not much different than flirting with girls really. There are much bigger factors in personality than gender.

Proof the sea god is totally a stoner. #intelligentdesign #poseidonblazeit #neptune420

Proof the sea god is totally a stoner. #intelligentdesign #poseidonblazeit #neptune420

Anonymous said: I feel dumb for liking you as much as I did and sometimes still do :/ people around me mention Australia and I get excited then remember we aren't really friends anymore.

Aren’t we friends? :(
I hope we’re still friends.
Come here, let me hug you!!

Anonymous said: i miss you and your funny weird posts when will you be back ?

I’ve been exhausted in every sense of the word lately. I don’t know if I’ll be coming back to be honest. I miss tumblr, but with how toxic so many butthead users on this site are about many of the conversations I want to have i can’t say I’ve been worse-off without it.

Maybe it has changed in the last several months since i came on here regularly but I’ve been given no reason to believe it has.

Natural and artificial light contrasting can look pretty otherworldly sometimes.

Natural and artificial light contrasting can look pretty otherworldly sometimes.

Kinda bummed I’m not home for Halloween this year.

Kinda bummed I’m not home for Halloween this year.

Sunsets and rises get instagrammed to crap, but sometimes dusk is pretty damn spectacular

Sunsets and rises get instagrammed to crap, but sometimes dusk is pretty damn spectacular

Wish I could just take this view and get rid of the noise and work part of being out here.

Wish I could just take this view and get rid of the noise and work part of being out here.